Modern keyboard hero Chen Xiaole was accidentally electrocuted after surfing all night. He traveled to the Qin Dynasty in 221 BC and became a dying soldier outside Xianyang City. With nothing to gain, he survived in the hierarchical Qin Dynasty with only a vicious tongue and a brain full of modern jokes: he complained about "involution" of corvee service in the military camp, invented "likes and negative reviews" in the market, and even spread "false theories" to the ears of the First Emperor. He unexpectedly provoked Qin Shihuang's daughter Ying Wushuang, from mutual hostility to secret love, and even used modern thinking to accidentally stir up historical turmoil. Without the blessing of system artifacts, this ancient "talker" set off a storm of complaints by making jokes, and staged a funny survival and romantic legend across time and space in the Iron-Blooded Empire.