Furina: My Assistant Is Herta

As a Black Tower puppet with an independent personality, I came to this isolated planet by accident while trying to survive. Then the local deity put me on trial. Furina: “You broke the law. Do you know that?” Black Tower: “But I’ve been here for less than one System hour...” Furina: “I’m the God of Justice. If I say you broke the law, then you broke the law!” Black Tower: “Then, may I ask what crime I, I committed?” Furina: “You frightened this deity. You’ll serve your sentence here!” Black Tower: “…” Furina: “As for your benefits... meals and lodging included, a million a month. Any objections?!” Black Tower: “???” Is this right?