Emperor Qin Shi Huang Is Selling Products on My Channel!

I, Gu Shi Nian, am the most elite and badass police officer of 3600 AD: vigilant, meticulous, and rigorously logical.

Then, from the start, my future self sent me back to ancient times, where I was forced to become a gofer for the “Historical Correction System”!

My mission is to save Chinese civilization, but the assignments are always like, “You have got to be kidding me!”

Qin Shi Huang is hawking “Brain Gold” on the streets of Xianyang and livestreaming it!

Me, complaining: “Wait, isn't the First Emperor supposed to be selling health supplements by livestreaming Terracotta Warriors?!”

Me, taking action: I blow up the livestream platform and seize the supplements!

Result: The First Emperor tumbles off the high platform, and the mission is complete!

Everyone: Is this kid a god sent down from heaven?!

Xia Qi is using the Nine Provinces Cauldron to make pills, and has even invented “Divine Power Pills” and “Flying Pills”!

Me, complaining: “Wait, the Nine Provinces Cauldron is a pill furnace? This is a national treasure!”

Me, taking action: I use my chemistry knowledge to “purify” the divine flames inside the cauldron!

Result: Xia Qi sees the light, and the Nine Provinces Cauldron returns to its rightful place!

Everyone: He's not just a divine emissary, he's the father of chemistry too?!

Daji has become a livestream sales host, selling “Torture Rack VIP passes” and “Slave Mystery Boxes”!

Me, complaining: “What the hell! I'm here to correct history, not be her ‘director of operations’!”

Me, taking action: I devise a new plan for her to “gain both fame and fortune”!

Result: Daji falls deeply in love with me, and King Zhou gets jealous!

Everyone: This guy's the real deal. When there's trouble, he always steps up!

Me: “Quit messing around! Future me, if you keep causing trouble, I swear I'll claim your mom as my own and make you so mad that time itself gets scrambled!”