[Funny sand sculpture] [Funny lady VS arrogant and loyal dog]
Others rely on martial arts to get into the world, but she relies on being thick-skinned!
Shen Xiaoxiao, the best gangster in the world, a famous loser in the sect.
Weapon R&D expert (smoke bombs explode rainbow farts, hidden weapons are designed to hit your own people).
- Life creed: "If you can use your hands, never use your brain; if you can use your mouth, never use your hands."
- The greatest achievement: supporting the entire sect by relying on "porcelain-style robbery".
Until one day, she traveled around the world and discovered——
**Her stingy father who loves to complain is actually the missing prince from the previous dynasty? !
And she is the only heir to the throne!
From then on, there was one less scourge in the world and one more devil in the court.
The imperial censor was fumigated with stink bombs and cried: "Your Majesty, it is not etiquette to include aphrodisiacs in the memorial!"
He used the jade seal as a brick to knock the assassin unconscious: "Sorry, it was easy."
There is a roasted chicken leg hidden under the dragon chair: "It's okay to go to court, but it's not okay to delay the meal."
The civil and military forces of the entire dynasty collapsed: "The style of this empress's painting is wrong!"
Shen Xiaoxiao: "It's funny, who wants to be the emperor?
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