[Ridiculous Comedy] [Funny Young Lady vs. Proud, Devoted Guard Dog]
Others conquer the martial world with their fighting skills. She relies on one thing: shamelessness!
Shen Xiaoxiao, the martial world’s number-one freeloader and her sect’s famous good-for-nothing.
Weapons development expert: her smoke bombs blast out rainbow-colored farts, and her hidden weapons always hit her own side.
- Life motto: “If I can solve it with my fists, I won’t use my brain. If I can solve it with my mouth, I won’t use my fists.”
- Greatest achievement: keeping her entire sect fed by staging fake accidents and robbing people.
Then one day, she ventures into the martial world and discovers
**Her stingy, sarcastic father is actually the missing crown prince of the previous dynasty?!
And she is the sole heir to the throne!
From then on, the martial world loses one menace, and the imperial court gains a demon.
She makes the censor-in-chief cough and cry with a stink bomb: “Your Majesty, putting aphrodisiacs in memorials is against proper conduct!”
She knocks an assassin unconscious with the Imperial Seal: “Sorry, it was just within reach.”
She hides roasted chicken legs under the throne: “I can attend court, but I’m not missing a meal.”
The ministers lose it: “Why is this empress nothing like one should be?!”
Shen Xiaoxiao: “What a joke. Who wants to be emperor?”
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