My Campus Belle Girlfriend Forced Me to Trade Lives with a Dog to Save Her Blond Ex

The campus belle's yellow-haired first love stole my electric scooter and ended up badly injured in an explosion. The campus belle didn't blame me. Instead, she gave me a pedigree golden retriever and confessed her love for me. Then, on my birthday, I put on the blessed protective charm my childhood friend had given me and discovered that I'd switched bodies with the golden retriever. I tried to prove who I was, but they cut off all four of my limbs and threw me into a filthy ditch. As I lay on the brink of death, I saw my old self undo his belt with a sinister grin. "I'll piss on you so you can get a good look at yourself. You think you're good enough to steal my woman?" My childhood friend was thrilled. "Brother, you're finally back! All that time pretending with sister-in-law was worth it!" The campus belle was in tears. "As long as you come back, I'll love you even if we're in different bodies!" So the yellow-haired guy wasn't just the campus belle's first love. He was also my childhood friend's older brother, and after being badly injured and falling into a coma, his soul had attached itself to the golden retriever. The campus belle and my childhood friend had gone to all that trouble just to switch him back. When I realized I'd been made the scapegoat, I died with my eyes open. When I opened them again, I was back on the day the campus belle confessed to me with the golden retriever. This time, I took it straight to get neutered!