The Counterfeit Money I Bought Online Was so Fake That I Chose to Call the Police

[Hilarious comedy] [explosive] [death reset] [dare to say no to social injustice] [correct values] What would you do if you bought counterfeit money online? Chen Yang: "I choose to call the police." Aren't you afraid of being sentenced to life without parole? Chen Yang: "The life sentence does not conflict with me calling the police to catch the merchants who made counterfeit banknotes." If you had to choose this matter again, what would you choose? Chen Yang: "I choose to call the police!" A gang that makes counterfeit money. Have you ever thought that people who buy your counterfeit money will call the police? Gangs that make counterfeit currency: "Who dares to think about this?" Then why were you arrested? The gang that makes counterfeit banknotes: "Because I have a big customer. He said that our counterfeit banknotes were too fake and he couldn't spend them. He called the police!" When being interviewed by reporters, Chen Yang showed a smile that no one could understand. It should be said that he was inexplicably excited about being executed without a deadline or by firing squad! ! (The introduction should not reveal too much about the main plot. Please click in and read three chapters. If you cannot stay in three chapters, it is the author's fault.) (This is oriented toward correct values, not crime.)