The Counterfeit Cash I Bought Online Was So Fake, I Called the Police

[Hilarious comedy] [Incredibly satisfying] [Death resets] [Dare to stand up to social injustice] [The right values] If you bought counterfeit money online, what would you do? Chen Yang: “I’d call the police.” Aren’t you afraid of getting a life sentence? Chen Yang: “Getting a life sentence doesn’t stop me from calling the police and reporting the seller who made the counterfeit bills.” If you could choose again, what would you do? Chen Yang: “I’d call the police!” The counterfeit money gang: “Did it ever occur to you that someone who bought your fake money might call the police?” The counterfeit money gang: “Who would’ve thought of that?” “Then why did you get arrested?” The counterfeit money gang: “Because one of my big customers said our fake bills were so fake he couldn’t spend them, so he called the police!” During the reporter’s interview, Chen Yang gave a smile nobody could understand. It would be more accurate to say he felt a strange excitement at the thought of life imprisonment or execution by firing squad! (The blurb can’t reveal too much about the main story. Give it three chapters. If they can’t keep you reading, that’s the author’s fault.) (This story promotes the right values. It is not about glorifying crime.)