"At three o'clock in the morning, I stared at the navigation on my mobile phone and stood at the door of the "Desolate Residential Community" and smoked a cigarette. The order note said, 'Room 01, 23rd floor, don't ring the doorbell.' But as soon as the elevator reached the 18th floor, blood started to ooze--five purple nails protruded from the crack of the door and scratched through my takeout box."
I am Chen Yan, the fastest rider of Kuaishou Takeaway and the unluckiest ghost driver tonight.
When the red-clothed ghost grabbed me by the neck and dragged me to the fire escape, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in my head: "The Celestial Master system was successfully bound, and the host's virtuous value was detected to be 0.1. The current realm is the Yellow Talisman Realm - a novice gift pack has been distributed: 5 primary exorcism talismans, Celestial Master Illustrated Book (trial version)."
The moment the tip of my fingernail touched my Adam's apple, I took out the talisman and slapped her on the forehead.
The ghost screamed and burned half of his face. I gasped and pulled at my wrinkled work clothes: "Sister, it's time to cut your nails. It hurts to scratch my talisman paper."
From that day on, there were cinnabar pens and copper coin swords in my takeout box, and "ghost exorcism missions" were mixed into the order page on my mobile phone - the girl who jumped out of the building with resentment, the senior sister with a severed finger who played the piano in the middle of the night at school, the baby spirit that gnawed on the wall in the haunted house... I was delivering milk tea while drawing talismans, and by the way, I exposed the magic stick of the street corner costume master, and was pestered by the proprietress of the antique shop who can crush the vagina: "Chen Rider, can you cooperate? I have clues about the evil sect.
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Then he took out a crumpled talisman paper from his pocket and slapped it on the counter: "I encountered a ghost in the deserted residential area last night. This talisman paper was given by the system." Maybe it was this one so no one looked at it.
Then he took out a crumpled talisman paper from his pocket and slapped it on the counter: "I encountered a ghost in the deserted residential area last night. This talisman paper was given by the system." Maybe it was this one so no one looked at it.
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