Harry Potter: The Elf Lady's Conquest Journal

[Snake Harry + Slytherin crew + mind games + making a name for oneself] One sunny morning, I slipped into the Wizarding World, and I wasn’t even human? I’d become a rare elf, complete with a claim to the throne. Thanks, this was the perfect setup for a wish-fulfillment story! Just as I was getting ready to enjoy my Mary Sue life, a prophecy hit me right in the face. Turns out this was the world of Harry Potter, and Voldemort had already split himself into seven pieces. “Oh, you mean that noseless old geezer? He treats Avada Kedavra like a basic attack. If he’s so powerful, how many people has he killed?” “More than fifty.” “Not bad. What about yesterday?” * Saving the world is so cliché. Why not take over the Wizarding World instead! - From the start, whisk Harry away and form an alliance of extraordinary talents - Host a thrilling Philosopher's Stone competition - Train an “AI diary” to reverse-psychologize the young Dark Lord … (lots more highlights to come) * [Draco romance + professor friendship + happy ending for everyone (with GGAD)] Dumbledore: This is such a perfect plan. It only requires a tiny sacrifice... Me (tearing up the plan): It’s wastepaper now. The boy’s gaze crossed the endless summer of 1989 and met mine as the hydrangeas bloomed. “It’s a dream,” I told myself. * What I thought was a reunion had actually been planned long ago. No matter how many times we’re reborn, you’ll always choose to save them. But, my witch, aren’t you the same? ✨ Theme: A Mary Sue takes over the Wizarding World (just kidding)