The Coffin of Sitting in Oblivion

Awakening at six, the stingy old miser Li Goudan relies on a single coffin to swindle the world. The Taotie scythe slays demons, Iron Sis stands guard with her blade, and the donkey devours the heavens and the earth. He cultivates immortality through lies, devouring the laws of thirteen domains. When the Heavenly Dao descends, I choose to shed everything and sit in oblivion to attain the Dao, all so I can ride a donkey with my little sister and see how vast the universe is.