The Ancestor Calls Out the Hoax: Ascension Is a Scam

Jiang Yu cultivated in seclusion for five thousand years and finally attained the Golden Immortal Great Perfection, only to hear the Heavenly Dao speak: “Ascension is a scam. Hurry and stop your disciples!”

Furious, he tore open the Thirty-Third Heaven, only to discover that the registered disciple he had taken in years ago had become the supreme ruler of the Immortal Realm, while his first disciple, who had been in seclusion for a thousand years, was using his life-bound magic treasure to make pills for mortals.

“Master, when you said ‘sever the three corpses,’ did you actually mean eating pig brain?” His youngest disciple stared blankly, holding up The Immortal Realm's Guide to Healthy Living.