Tomb Raiding: The System That Keeps Getting Me Marked as a Heartthrob

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Lou Shuyu, the aloof beauty of the archaeology department, is dragged by a mysterious bronze bell into the deadly script of The Grave Robbers' Chronicles.

After binding himself to the [Ancient Tomb Everyone’s Favorite System], he becomes a walking bomb of sexual magnetism:

The Blood Corpse King bows before him, swarms of corpse beetles pave his way, and even the edge of the Black Gold Ancient Saber trembles when it nears his Adam’s apple.

“Warning! You have triggered a triple showdown!”

Zhang Qiling grips his waist and pins him against a bronze cauldron. “Why is the Qiongqi tattoo on your body identical to the mural in my clan’s forbidden grounds?”

Wu Xie presses his gun to the base of his spine. “Every time I get close to you, I want to snap this bone off and make it into a key.”

From the shadows, Hei Xiazi chuckles. “Darling, the way your eyelashes flutter when you lie to them... is even more captivating than the female corpse in the Snake Marsh.”

When the System forcibly brings up the [Final Mission]:

▷ Kiss Zhang Qiling in front of the Ultimate Bronze Gate

▷ Let Wu Xie put the soul-locking shackles on you with his own hands

▷ Swallow the Ghost Seal in front of Xie Yuchen

Lou Shuyu finally tears off his gentle façade and shoves an incendiary grenade into the System’s prompt box. “How about I teach them what modern madman aesthetics really mean?”

※Corruption warning※

When you stare into the abyss, the entire tomb-raiding world is staring at the small of your back.