[New release: Apocalypse Survival Bureau: Bound to a School Beauty Loli from the Start]
Li Ming: “My coworkers laugh and call me the apocalypse’s ladies’ man, my enemies call me the disaster’s ultimate carry, and my boss sees me as the battlefield’s cleaner. But you, my friend, I’ll be your savior in the apocalypse!”
Investor: “You say the apocalypse is coming, and that if I die, you won’t survive either, so I need to help you out? Why should I believe you?”
Li Ming: “Just listen to me and hold on tight. I’ll make sure you get a firm foothold in the apocalypse.”
Investor: “And what happens after I’ve got a firm foothold?”
Li Ming: “Then you pay me, upgrade on your own, conquer new territory, develop industry, and restart civilization... But by then, I’ll be long gone.”
Investor: “So who are you, exactly? Why would you do all this?”
Li Ming: “I’m from the Apocalypse Disaster Relief Bureau. I clean up after the stupid things the gods do!”
