"The Social Terror Sentinel and the Chatty Guide's Guide to Housebreaking in the Universe" [Interstellar Hilarious + Reverse Strategy + Sand Sculpture Cure]
When the most cowardly S-class sentry in the universe ran into the humanoid barrage machine guide, the system actually ordered a luxury arranged marriage package for them——
Ling Che, who instantly turned into an autistic mushroom after blowing up the battleship, was using an ice pick to carve "do not disturb after get off work" on the bulkhead when he was suddenly tied into a bow by a pink beam of light: "Congratulations to the two of you for becoming the 99th compulsory couple! Now please use the fire extinguisher in exchange for a token of love!" The culprit Jiang Xia was holding the AI host and typing codes wildly: "Help! I just want a cup of coffee!"
Socially fearful God of War × chatty drama queen, after being forced to bind, he is setting new death records in the universe every day:
# Mental Body was brutally tortured by P-picture pink paw pads#
# Use earthy love words to capture the doll factory#
#sculptureostrich buries his head and is wanted by the entire Internet#
The most amazing thing is the "Wolf-Eared Sentinel Soothing Guide" developed by Jiangxia - "Scratch the cat scratching post and get it freeze-dried. When reciting Boss Ba's lines, remember to dig out three rooms and one living room for him!"
However, when the laboratory conspiracy surfaced, the enemies discovered:
The drowning dry wolf in Jiangxia's spiritual landscape is picking up Ling Che's private childhood photos;
Ling Che secretly modified the terms of the agreement to read "Pink is prohibited... Unless he wears dinosaur pajamas";
Even the AI can't stand it: "Please stop using the wedding march as battle BGM!"
