I spent the first half of my life lucky enough to meet you.
Xia Xilou considers himself a non-chief, to the extreme.
He chokes when drinking water, a vase falls on his head when he walks, he suffers from major and minor ailments all the time, and taking medicine and injections is a common occurrence.
Finally, at the age of 22, he stepped into a stolen sewer cover and fell to death.
The system bound to you after death is called "brainless cannon fodder".
System: Our goal is to use our own stupidity to escape the charm of others.
Xia Xilou: Thank you for the invitation. I am right and wrong, not stupid.
System: The points obtained after success can be exchanged for lucky charms and reverse luck.
Xia Xilou: The red flowers need the green leaves to contrast, and the protagonist needs my contrast.
In a certain copy: NPC invited them to eat, but no one moved their chopsticks, while Xia Xilou ate and drank.
System: Host, after many calculations, 100% of the people in the live broadcast room are scolding you for being brainless and cannon fodder. Ah, you use your high appearance and brainless to set off the vigilance of others.
Xia Xilou: Delicious! So good!
Others: Not dead at all? !
NPC: This person actually appreciates my food so much. I think he is so cute... Favorability +1+1+1+1+1...
The BOSS sharpened his sword and said to the NPC: What did you just say?
NPC's desire for survival is overwhelming: What I'm saying is, madam, he is very virtuous, sir, you are so lucky!
Xia Xilou: WTF!
Fantasy forest ing
Good luck to the author⌓‿⌓