I used all the luck I had in the first half of my life just to meet you.
Xia Xilou considers himself the unluckiest person alive, unlucky to the extreme.
He chokes on water, gets hit by flowerpots while walking, and is constantly plagued by illnesses, big and small. Taking medicine and getting shots are routine for him.
At last, when he was 22, he stepped into an open manhole left behind after its cover was stolen and fell to his death.
After dying, he was bound to a System called “Oblivious Cannon Fodder.”
System: Our goal is to use our own stupidity to break free from other people’s charm.
Xia Xilou: Thanks, but no thanks. I’m unlucky, not stupid.
System: Once you succeed, you can exchange your points for lucky charms and turn your fortune around.
Xia Xilou: Red flowers need green leaves to set them off. The protagonist needs me for comparison.
In one scenario, the NPC invites everyone to dinner. Nobody touches their chopsticks, but Xia Xilou tucks in.
System: Host, after analyzing all the data, everyone in the livestream chat is calling you an oblivious cannon fodder. Ah, your good looks and obliviousness are making everyone else seem more cautious.
Xia Xilou: Delicious! I’m stuffed!
Everyone else: He actually survived?!
NPC: He really appreciates my cooking. He’s so adorable… Affection +1 +1 +1 +1 +1…
The BOSS sharpens his knife and turns toward the NPC: What did you just say?
The NPC, desperate to save his life: I said the madam is very virtuous, and you’re a lucky man, sir!
Xia Xilou: WTF!
Fantasy forest in progress
Good luck to the author⌓‿⌓