[Comedy + bizarre lottery prizes + thrilling cultivation]
After being poisoned by a meal-kit hotpot, Tao Xiaochun transmigrates into a cultivation world. There’s more here than scheming and fighting: there are social niceties and a bizarre lottery System, too.
“Audi Double Diamond is a brand-name toy, so even if I draw one, I’m not losing out. The ‘Phantom Breath Technique’ sounds like practicing it might get me abandoned, but I can give it a try. This Milk Dragon is at least a dragon, but what’s the use of giving me this giant stomach?”
“It makes perfect sense that the Human Emperor Banner gives off black smoke: it was made by a Blacksmith. Succubi in the demon race are normal too. But what’s with this heretical cultivator in the cultivation world muttering, ‘Praise our lord Cthulhu’?”
“My whole life, I’ve been walking on thin ice~ Sorry, bro, you were in my blind spot. Take it up with my hundred-ton King. We’re all doing our best to survive.”
