My Dantian Is an Asylum

[Cultivation in a Mental Hospital + Absurd Battles + Deadpan Comedy + A Dark, Mysterious World]

Ye Xuan, who had been enjoying the blessings of a 996 work schedule, transmigrated to a world of cultivation, only to discover that a mental asylum was hidden in his dantian.

The rundown clinic housed generations of cultivators driven mad by deviation.

A depressed sword immortal bent on self-destruction.

A poison cultivator who wanted to turn every female animal into a Dao companion.

A food fanatic who called out dishes while fighting...

And Ye Xuan was the attending physician for this whole bunch of lunatics.

Summon patients to fight, and take turns letting the various demonic cultivators possess him!

Call on the drunken sword immortal, whose sword energy could level a mountain.

Send out the doctor afflicted by love poison: every female here is mine.

What if he faced a powerful enemy? Then he would release the entire asylum!

But beware: these lunatics are unstable and could run wild at any moment.

So he had to hold clinic on the fifteenth of every month, the big day for group treatment.

He couldn't let them realize they were already dead, or no one would be able to control the situation.

The most dangerous one... was waking up in the medicinal-man cellar.

When the Great Yin royal family raised the “Demon-Slaying Decree,” and former fellow disciples set a deadly trap, Ye Xuan grinned. “Everyone, if you're sick, get treated!”

See how this scheming troublemaker uses a mental asylum to dominate the cultivation world! The fights come with deranged antics, cultivation depends on going mad, and this batch of patients... is really hard to manage.