I, Jiang Tang, an undercover agent sent by the demonic sect to steal secret manuals, threw a bar of soap into my master’s bath from the start.
A Recording Stone caught it, and the footage went viral across the whole internet: #TheHeartlessSwordVenerableMeetsHisFemaleDiscipleAtNight# #OneHundredWaysToUseSoap#
Even more absurd, I got bound to the "CP Value System".
Other people cultivate with spiritual energy. I cultivate by shipping couples.
My master punished me by making me copy the sect rules, so I drew a chibi portrait of him instead: "Grumpy old fossil."
My master lost his memory after cultivation deviation, and a System popup appeared: "Immediately engage in dual cultivation to cure the poison."
Me: ???
Only later did I find out...
My master had made this System himself, to get back at me for running away from our wedding years ago.
Now, holding the "Manual for Winning Over the Sword Venerable" that I wrote, he sneered:
"Rule 37: Pretend to trip so he’ll catch you?"
"Rule 88: Drug him, then pretend to cure him?"
"Jiang Tang, you wrote the script... This venerable one will play along."
