After I Transmigrated, I Lay Flat, and My Parents Made Sure I Won at Life

A bizarre visit to their ancestral graves sends Zhao Babao and her parents transmigrating a thousand years into the past. Zhao Babao strongly suspects the culprit behind this “accident” is her unreliable dad. What kind of offering to the ancestors is a modern-day IOU?! Just as she’s imagining a survival drama set in ancient times, reality has a huge surprise in store: her parents and she have all been given golden fingers! Well, there’s no way to keep a low profile now. As a seasoned modern-day mama’s girl and daddy’s girl, Zhao Babao spreads her hands and lies flat on the spot. “Dad, Mom, I’m counting on you! Your daughter’s job is to look pretty and enjoy the show.” Zhao Sanyuan and Shen Yuzhu exchange a doting smile, their affection at full blast. “Don’t worry, sweetheart. Lie back and relax. We’ll work ourselves to the bone so you can win without lifting a finger!” There’s just one thrilling little hiccup in this easy-win life: Zhao Babao’s first encounter with that handsome young man happens in the wrong outhouse! Seeing his face turn deathly pale, she reflexively covers her eyes and shouts, “I’m blind! I didn’t see anything!” And yet… Zong Zhan is deeply suspicious, and falls into a prolonged quandary: How could she not have seen anything?! I was clearly… ahem, quite impressive! Zhao Babao, don’t you dare besmirch my good name out of thin air!