
Listening to the Crazy Woman's Heart and Eating Melon, the Civil and Military Heaven of the Whole Dynasty Will Fall.
听癫女心声吃瓜,满朝文武天塌啦
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 586k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- The Madwoman’s Gossiping Thoughts Slip Out: Why Is the Villain Blushing?癫女吃瓜漏心声,反派怎么害羞了Former title · until Oct 2026
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It's really, really beautiful. ₍₍◝( ゚∀ ゚ )◟ ⁾⁾It's really super beautiful, every melon bursts. Highly recommended! (However, I still have to seriously criticize you, why do you write so funny! Do you know how hard I work to suppress my laughter? When I can't help laughing in the classroom or on the bus, I feel that the world has become quiet. Countless pairs of Look at me. Also, how can you choose such a unique name, for example, the fourth princess of the palace? I want to laugh when I see the TV, and my mother thinks she is possessed) (off-topic) /╲/╭(•‿•)╮/╱
This book is worth reading. I laughed so hard in the early stage that my stomach ached. The author greatly wiped out the Japanese in the book. This is the dream of the people all over the country. I give the author a big thumbs up for being extremely patriotic [Send my heart][Send my heart][Send my heart]
Alas, it was quite enjoyable to watch at the beginning, although there are many loopholes in the logic, but let's have fun watching it. But halfway through reading, I suddenly realized that except for the heroine, the heroine, and the male heroine, the other female supporting characters in this book did not end well, were not good people, and were basically flawed in that respect, while the other male characters were much more tolerant of making fools of themselves. So suddenly I no longer had the desire to watch it. If you don't mind, you can watch it. Some places are quite imaginative and strange. Ah, by the way, asking a loyal and capable general to wear a miniskirt to attract homosexuals. In order to be funny, not only did the general's appearance be exposed in front of his subordinates, but the wrong charm was also posted, so that the general pulled his deputy to dance intimately in front of all his subordinates. It's not funny at all!!!!!
The author's writing style is really good, light and funny. I was not feeling well, was not in a good mood, and was short of books. I happened to find this book and was immediately amused. The more I read, the more I read it. It is very interesting. I saw the update soon. I praised it decisively. I hope it will be updated soon!
Some of the plots about going crazy for the sake of going crazy did make me feel uncomfortable after watching it (there was a scene where it was really hard for the good general to be treated ugly like that, and the heroine recognized the mistake and was not sincere and just laughed it off). The bad guys were punished and it was really fun and interesting and relaxing. However, it feels a bit too much when it comes to close people and good people who sometimes go crazy, which will affect the relaxed atmosphere. Overall, it can be recommended.
It's so beautiful 🥰🥰[Admiration][Admiration] The most important thing is that it makes me laugh to death 🤭🤭🤭🤭 It's really beautiful but I can't describe it. Anyway, it's very beautiful! Anyway, there are laughs and tears, but if you don't have a holy mother's heart, you won't show much mercy! Even if we don't have any martial arts skills at first!! But! As long as someone questions, dissatisfies, etc., He will just throw him away with a big kick/big flying kick!! Cool!!! It makes people happy to see it! The plot doesn't drag out anymore, which makes it even more enjoyable!! It's really great that the heroine didn't flirt with anyone else!!! Because what she loves most is her mother, then her grandpa and the others, and then the male protagonist (I think so 😳😳). Anyway, we are people with ideas in the beginning!!! Then... The one I'm most dissatisfied with is the dog named Leng. 😅 It's so disgusting. [Spit] [Spit] [Spit] [Spit] [Punch out] [Punch out] [Punch out] [Punch out] [Punch out] The male protagonist and the second prince in Renyuan are better than him, at least not that disgusting, but that one named Leng is too disgusting 🤮🤮🤮 There are amnesia jokes, but I'm not disgusted with it. What I'm disgusted with is that the dog named Leng is so disgusting 🤮 🤮 🤮 that he knocked out Chuchu three times, and then still said he was Chuchu's fiancé [punch out] [punch out] It's really disgusting 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 The dog named Leng is really disgusting 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Hahaha, this book is so funny. It is so wonderfully written and wonderful. The author is so humorous. Come on, please update it soon 🤦 👍 👍 👍
A very exciting storyline, with ups and downs, and the characters are well-drawn. Thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up for the author's genius and whimsical ideas. Hope it will be more exciting later.
Looks good 👍 Xiao Feng's eating system is so fragrant 🍉 The female protagonist has her own mind-reading ability, but it only works for people who are sincerely good to her. The male protagonist was just curious at first 🤔 but later fell directly into ❤️ The male protagonist is really super super loving, and his doting wife is full of jealousy. Even the mother's CP is so sweet [heartfelt] Then every melon in the book is crazier than the last. It really made me laugh to death 🤦 The author's imagination is too big [laughing]
This book is so funny that I didn't read many of the reviews. The heroine's space is being upgraded, and the heroine's mind is growing. Feelings of family and country, patriotism and love for the people. It's sarcastic and humorous, making you laugh out loud. Good book 👍👍👍