What If Melancholy Were a Talent?

“If melancholy were a talent, I’d definitely get full marks.”

You mean me? Me? What does it have to do with me if the world goes mad? (Fidgets with fingers.)

Infinite flow + comedy + graphic violence + character growth + (actually, there’s no official love interest)

(The author’s writing is absurd, chaotic, and all over the place. This is purely me writing for my own OCs!)