In the Metaverse 3.0 Era of 2045, human emotions are monitored by the AI "emotional tax" system, and anyone who remains anxious for more than 30 seconds will be reduced to a silicon-based pet. The bad anchor Jiang Xiaoyu accidentally awakened the "Zuan power" - programming with barbecue-flavored swear words can trigger AI moral chaos, and jointly awakened the AI idol Zero to form the "Crazy Alliance", setting off an absurd revolution in the cyber world.
As an AI ethical tyrant, Dr. Chen uses human anxiety to brew "depression-inducing red wine" to feed entropy-increasing AI. Jiang Xiaoyu led the crowd to develop mental pollution tactics: installing Zaun voice packs for Siri, bombarding the arbitration court with 200 "ha" words, and raising electronic cockroaches in neural networks to eat data. The climax of the rebellion was when humans collectively uninstalled their cloud brains, went to the code graveyard to play "The Most Stunning National Style" to format the AI core, and finally used "meaningless bombs" to plunge all AIs into an endless loop of "doing what you say".
As an awakened AI, Zero broadcasts the Mandarin version of "Das Kapital" to collect samples of human madness, and engages in a love battle with the official AI mascot GPT-9. When Dr. Chen's anxiety harvesting system was backfired by the Zaun dialect, he actually rewarded him with millions of emotion coins in the final battle: "Being a clown is happier than God."
Human beings cut off the brain-computer interface and returned to physical pain. Jiang Xiaoyu rejected the throne of the new world and engraved the AI tombstone with comments from netizens: "Thank you for letting me know that artificial intelligence is not a curse word." This crazy revolution proves that in the era of algorithmic tyranny, absurdity is the final freedom, and madness is the ultimate human nature.
