[Hilarious + Highly Inflammable + Crying] When the King's First Sword Immortal smashed into Teyvat with a wine gourd, the Green Lotus Sword Technique collided with the seven elements to create epic sparks! Being treated as a BOSS by the Abyss Cult? A poem with a backhand sword can conquer the country. Wendy secretly drank the wine from his gourd, and three days later, the statue of the Seven Heavens grew drunken and stupid hair!
"Elemental combat skills? This move of mine will involve drinking. Is it qualified to be used as a grass-type nuclear explosion!" Li Bai drunkenly killed the Wind Demon Dragon at the Mondstadt reception, challenged the Whirlpool Demon God with his sword in front of Liyue Port, and stabbed Wu Xiang in a thunderstorm - until he met Keli holding a bouncing bomb, Master Shixian finally broke his guard: "All the children in this other world have an arsenal?"
The strings of the sky that hide mysteries, the talismans of the Hall of Rebirth engraved with Li Bai's poems, the divine sword dance that can summon the phantom of the green lotus... When the seven rulers of the world discovered that this man's sword power could repair the earth's veins, the apostle of the abyss looked at his companions whose throats were sealed by the poem's seal and fell into deep thought: What happened to the promised historical figures? This is simply a dimensionality reduction attack!
Messy, very messy