[Uncle Jiu + zombies + System + thunder arts + leveling up]
Su Long transmigrates to Uncle Jiu's world, a place overrun with zombies, and obtains a Simplified Cultivation System. Every cultivation technique can be simplified once redeemed!
Exorcise demons and eliminate evil, and accumulate merit to earn Merit Points, which can be exchanged for simplified training privileges!
Innate Body-Tempering Art: You're told to temper your body, so you do radio calisthenics!
Maoshan Talisman Compendium: You're told to learn how to draw talismans, so you tear them up!
Three Pure Ones Breathing Art: You're told to cultivate qi, so you get stronger by smoking!
Everyone else has to follow strict rules and abstentions to cultivate!
You're told to cultivate, so you smoke, drink, and style your hair!
Uncle Jiu: Wait until I kill this hairy stiff!
Su Long: Master, let me handle it. He'll drop gold coins for me!
Wencai: Master, A-Long smokes and drinks. I want to smoke and drink too!
Uncle Jiu: Su Long gets stronger from smoking and drinking. You'd only turn into a good-for-nothing!
Shi Jian: Damn it, we're in the middle of a fight. Why are you drinking?!
Su Long: Three bottles of Remy Martin for nine Five Thunder Talismans!
Patriarch: I went through eighty-one trials and endured forty-nine tribulations of heavenly lightning to reach Celestial Master!
Su Long: I smoked a thousand cigars and drank two hundred bottles of Moutai!
Smoking, drinking, and styling his hair all the way, Su Long becomes the greatest person in Maoshan history!
It's settled, you really just take whatever classics you want.
The sea is full of water
Looks good!