Uncle Jiu: Let You Cultivate Immortality While You Smoke, Drink and Perm Your Hair.

[Uncle Nine + Zombie + System + Thunder + Upgrade] Su Long traveled to Uncle Jiu's world full of zombies and obtained a simplified immortality cultivation system. All immortality cultivation techniques can be simplified after redemption! Slay demons and eliminate demons, and accumulate merit to obtain merit points that can be exchanged for simplified cultivation rights! Innate body-building technique - lets you do body-building exercises, and you do radio gymnastics! The true explanation of Maoshan talismans - let you learn how to draw talismans and tear them apart! Three Pure Breathing Techniques - allows you to refine your Qi, and you will become stronger when you smoke! … Others who cultivate immortality must abide by the rules and precepts! Let you cultivate immortality while you smoke, drink, and perm your hair! Uncle Jiu: Wait until I kill this Mao Zong! Su Long: Master, let me come, he can give me gold coins! Wencai: Master, Aaron smokes and drinks, so I want to smoke and drink too! Uncle Jiu: Su Long can become stronger by smoking and drinking, but you can only become useless by smoking and drinking! Shi Jian: Damn, there's a fight, what are you drinking? Su Long: Three bottles of Remy Martin, nine Five Thunder Talismans! Grandmaster: I ascended to Heavenly Master and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and suffered seventy-seven and forty-nine heavenly tribulations! Su Long: I smoked a thousand cigars and drank two hundred bottles of Maotai! Su Long smoked, drank and permed his hair all the way and became the number one person in Maoshan!