I’m Really Not an Immortal Emperor, Just a Food Delivery Guy

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Lin Mo, a poor food delivery rider in Binhai City, lives by the motto, “One more delivery is one more delivery, and one less problem is one less problem.” Before his grandfather died, he shoved a rust-covered Kunlun Mirror into Lin Mo’s hands, muttering, “The candy beans in the mirror can save your life. Grandpa’s the big shot over there in the mountains.” Lin Mo thought it was just the rambling of a dying man, until one of those “candy beans” rolled into his instant noodles. From then on, his life went completely off the rails:

- He snapped the back seat off his electric scooter with his bare hands, thinking the bike was just too worn out.

- He sent a thug with a weapon flying with one punch, thinking the guy was faking an accident.

- A cultivation master knelt before him and called him the “Lord of Chaos,” and Lin Mo thought it was some new kind of scam.

Then one day, while dodging city inspectors, he charged into a vortex of spiritual energy and crash-landed in the cultivation world, face-first. He casually tore out what he thought was a “bush,” only to destroy the Thorn King, who had lived for ten thousand years. He even crushed a tribulation-stage beast underfoot and complained, “That toad’s ugly. It’s getting my shoes dirty.” Only then did he finally realize: Grandpa hadn’t been bragging. The battered old mirror was the Kunlun Mirror, the candy bean was a Primordial Dao Seed, and he, a food delivery rider, seemed to be some kind of existence “above the Great Emperors”?

As cultivators regard him as a forbidden powerhouse and Immortal Emperors beg him to “casually” wipe out demons, Lin Mo can only clutch the Kunlun Mirror and fret. “So, can you send me back to Earth? I haven’t even gotten this month’s perfect-attendance bonus yet…”