Ling Feng transmigrates into Warhammer 40K and becomes the “newbie mentor” for The Fourth Calamity.
Watching the rookies bouncing around in the System’s world chat, he thinks for a moment, then breaks into a twisted smile and decides on the spot:
“I’ve suffered enough. Not a single rookie is getting away unscathed!”
Using the [Synthesis System], he handcrafts “Yellow Essence Toilet Shards” and tricks the Adeptus Mechanicus into worshipping them as a holy relic. Then the Emperor’s psychic nose-flick comes flying his way.
Disguised as a T’au, he tricks the Orks into an alliance, then turns around and sells Ork DNA to the Necrons, sparking a full-server faction war.
He persuades rookies to take the “Whispers of the Wraith” quest, then sells the coordinates of the teammates who accept it to a Chaos Warband! He even swears over comms to the Emperor, “I am absolutely loyal!”
The Imperial players are in tears:
“Weren’t you supposed to be our Navigator? You’re an undercover agent sent by Chaos, aren’t you?”
The Chaos faction players are crying too:
“This guy even screws us over.”
Only Ling Feng is grinning:
“Now that’s what I call an immersive experience! Next, I’ll teach you how to use psychic powers to send His Imperial Majesty a ‘sincere’ greeting through a Warp gate...”
But as the players are forced to recreate his “blood-and-tears guide,”
a rift leading to another world quietly opens in the depths of the Warp...
Haji, can I cast a role?