It Really Is Just an Ordinary World

This is a perfectly ordinary world. Really! The Four Elements, General Duanmu. Great, it's the Armor Hero Lava world. Just stick with General Duanmu. Oh no, Oxers! Great, General Duanmu has brought out Thunder Ya Teles! What do you mean, every cop has an armor device and they're ganging up on the Oxers? What do you mean, the military's Giant God Battle Squad crushed the Primordial Beasts? What do you mean, reality is stranger than fiction? I'm Earth's consciousness. I woke up one day and Earth had all sorts of weird things on it. Never mind that. Should I use the Four Elements to scour the planet? What do you mean your name is Wang Ling? What do you mean your name is Shi Hao? What do you mean your name is Saiki Kusuo? What do you mean you're just an ordinary middle-aged man vacationing on Mars? We're the Trisolarans. We arrived in the Solar System today. We launched the droplets, and the sophons have locked down human technology! What do you mean you're Ultraseven, from the M78 Nebula? What do you mean Emperor Ding Yi smashed the droplet with a hammer? What do you mean the sophons were captured long ago? What do you mean the faster-than-light planetary-destruction missiles are ready? Another perfectly ordinary day. Hey! Amiya, dear Herrscher of Finality Kiana, the Sirens from Azur Lane, the Dolls from Girls' Frontline, and everyone else: it looks like your vacation is over. Anyway, it's all pretty ordinary.