"Kid, do you know who is behind me..."
"Didi?
No, consumption has been downgraded to your elderly plastic surgery range? Are you playing male on male or Oreo? Do you have any legendary stories about the small O turning into a big O in the Kikube area? "
...
"In emergencies, I will bear all the consequences!" Chu Xuan, the master of tea art, stood up with great righteousness.
"Yeah, it's all his fault! You're the one who made it happen."
Not a buddy?
Where's that wave of energy that you just used to strangle the leader's neck and kick the leader's lower body in the name of rescuing the leader? You don't admit it in the blink of an eye, right?
I just know that green tea's tricks don't work well with men!
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"It's just a little joke. To put it bluntly, you just can't take it." The round-faced boy said stumblingly.
"I've seen too many turtles like you pretending to be legitimate clients, why are you the only one who still feels proud?
Turtle Gong's water is too deep, you can't control it!
Listen to your uncle's advice, it's more practical for you to sell your hook while you're young. "
Henry Chu persuaded him earnestly.
...
"If you have a sword, don't use it. This guy is very scheming. You can't let him stay!"
The brother behind him had a question mark on his face: Would he have a knife if he had the chance?
...
Chu Xuan transformed into a great sage and sage in the world of mouth-talking, specializing in all kinds of injustices. What's even more amazing is that this guy also has extraordinary strength.
The son of luck, the crooked-mouthed Dragon King, if there is any injustice on the road, fight him first and then talk about it. The family has no power and no one deserves to be beaten.
[No system + dark comedy + urban martial arts + suspense reasoning]
