[The social animal travels through the fairy world and becomes a saint by fishing! When 996 blessings hit the paid toilet escape technique]
He died suddenly while working overtime at night, and became the most popular medicine field handyman in the fairy world. The system throws out the AB options: A. Struggle to force the immortal bone (work overtime to increase the cultivation level), B. Salted fish Taoist body (lay down and upgrade but trigger leadership inspection). He decisively chose B and activated the "Deluxe Edition of Moyu Dao Body" - with an Excel spreadsheet floating in his Dantian, he could dismantle the mountain guard formation into a pivot table, use the VLOOKUP function to recalculate the formation, and even the performance appraisal slips could be implanted with the "Demand Rebound" virus, bouncing all overtime tasks back on the bald elder!
"Lu Moyu! Where is the Peiyuan Dan report?"
"Disciple is in a hurry!" He activated the "Paid Toilet Escape Technique" using the secret formula. The next second he was studying the "Illustrated Sick Leave Formation" in the toilet cubicle. The hotline of the Fishing Alliance was engraved on the wall: crush the transmission talisman and shout "die to the blessings" three times.
He took Li Daixi, who was absent from the mine, and Xiu Zhang Huaishui, who was a related household, to refine the sick leave note into a formation, used wolfberry tea to crack the merit system, and used PPT to beat the elders in the debriefing meeting - the 3D spiritual vein map hides the charm of fishing, the pivot table buries the backdoor of the formation, and even the catastrophe can be broken into a Gantt chart for analysis!
From paddling in the elixir garden to going on strike in the mines, from hot searches on the Jade Slip Forum to attacking and defending the fortune reporting system, when the fishing degree reached 100%, Lu Moyu's palm lit up with the "fish seal": The fairyland is not a place for fortune, but a paradise for fishers! Watch the social beast use Excel formulas to cram into the world of immortality, causing the elders of 996 to split apart on the spot!
