Please, Just Let Me Go Bankrupt

[System] [Hilarious] [Lie flat] [Forced to work] [Business] [Women will only slow down my lie-flat lifestyle] [Laid-back] [Don't want to go to work]

Synopsis: My name is Xue Kui. Before I transmigrated, I was a food delivery rider. After transmigrating, I became a rich second-generation heir. My dream is to run the company into the ground and go home to inherit my father's trillion-yuan fortune!

[Ding! The Host has been detected attempting to incur losses. The System's outcome correction mechanism has activated. Estimated profit from this operation: +10,000,000,000!]

I spent a hundred million making the most useless feature phone, and it became a sensational "self-defense gadget"!

I paid my employees ten times the industry standard, but they were so moved that they worked overtime all night, sending the company's market value skyrocketing!

Employees: The boss has such far-reaching plans. How could ordinary people like us understand!

Rivals: This guy is either crazy or a god!

Netizens: We're on our knees! Boss, please "squander" a little more!

Watching the number of zeroes in my account keep growing, I screamed in despair: I really didn't mean to succeed!