Transmigration: Other People Get Divine Pets, Mine Are All Defective

I transmigrated, burned through five million in savings, and got nothing but a lousy System and a pile of trouble in return! I've become the “Chosen Unlucky One,” and every spirit beast I awaken is a “defective product” in one way or another!

[First successful awakening! Obtained: Mutant, Lame and Bald, Suspected Three-Legged Golden Crow (Defective Product)!] And this thing can actually talk and swear?!

With terrifying giant beasts hunting me from the front and the town's factions eyeing me from behind, I can only survive by performing on livestream and fighting to the bitter end alongside my “flawed divine pets”! Who says defective products can't defy the heavens? Watch me raise a motley bunch of misfits into beings that leave the whole world stunned!

✦ Recommendation: If you're tired of overpowered, invincible protagonists and perfect golden fingers, and want a story about an unlucky protagonist who turns the tables with silly pets, this one's a safe bet!