[Wacky Comedy] [Cultivation] [Alchemy]
I just transmigrated, owe thirty billion premium spirit stones, and my cultivation has fallen back to the first level of Qi Refining! The seven great sects, three major trade associations, and demonic overlords have blocked my door to collect their debts, while Nascent Soul powerhouses glare at me with murderous intent!
At the brink of despair, I awaken the [Grand Alchemist: Debt Emperor Development System]. The more I owe, the stronger I get? No, the more desperate my creditors are, the stronger I get!
From the start, I brew a batch of "laxatives." My Nascent Soul creditor takes one and cries, "Big brother, don't die! Please stay alive and pay me back!"
A righteous sect elder: "Young Lin Fan, here are the thousand-year-old medicinal herbs you asked for. Be sure to refine the 'Bad Luck Transfer Pill' first and help this old man ruin his rival!"
A trade association president: "A 'Temporary Dao Companion Experience Pill'? There's something this good? I'll take as many as you've got! We can talk about the price!"
A demonic overlord: "Who dares touch my exclusive alchemist?! I haven't made back my 'investment' of three billion spirit stones yet!"
The enemy is after me? My creditors are even more frantic than I am: "Protect our ATM... I mean, protect our alchemy master, Lin Fan!"
Years later, Lin Fan stands atop auspicious clouds, followed by a group of Immortal Emperor-level creditors. "Um... The Cultivation World's first bank opens today. Will you distinguished shareholders do me the honor of attending the ceremony?"
