I Am a False God in the World

What? Immortal? I? Real or fake! Well, that's right, from now on I canonize you as a [little virtuous and good disciple], and you should quickly gather thirty-six people to become a great leader, and come to Beijing as soon as possible! But don't forget, my friend, please give me a call before you go to Beijing. You are a walking half million! We can't let the money go to outsiders! Seriously, don't forget it! Don't forget it! … My friend, you deserve to die! I am a god! Just wait until I finish cultivating it! There must be a Your Excellency in the Imperial Banner Seat!