I Was Poor, but I Ascended by Scavenging

Lin Xiaofan is the Lin family's universally acknowledged good-for-nothing young master. On test day, one palm strike shatters the ancestral stone tablet and awakens the mysterious power known as Absolute Void! But the old ancestor tells him to catch chickens and dodge dogs, and the sect he joins turns out to be the impoverished Myriad Swords Sect, so poor it can suck the pants right off your legs?

He laughs. With a broken cauldron that can devour anything in hand, he turns junkyards into treasure troves and scrap metal into divine artifacts! Alongside the goofy engineer-spade warrior king Wang Dachui, the shrewd merchant and appraiser Qian Xiaoxiao, and the sharp-tongued artifact spirit Dan Chenzi, he embarks on the path of "cultivating immortality through junk": draining enemies' spiritual power, welding loopholes in the laws of reality, and cooking cosmic hot pot!

Until the Cosmic Audit Bureau arrives: "Illegal existence detected. Erasing immediately!"

Lin Xiaofan casually flings out some "Schrodinger's Braised Pork": "Your Honor, why not try my dish first?" When the laws collapse and all things return to zero, watch how the Junk King welds shut the universe's last chance at survival with nothing but scrap!