Li Jiu, a retired special forces soldier, accompanied his company leaders on an inspection tour.
After a hearty meal and drinks, the hosts arranged some entertainment.
Li Jiu was in the middle of a threesome.
Then, without warning, an earthquake struck.
Li Jiu found himself in a yellow robe, delivering takeout.
His "honor" on the first day after transmigrating was to sign a contract with the God of Poverty.
At the God of Poverty's shrine, Li Jiu randomly drew one of the god's divine abilities.
When Li Jiu used "Misfortune Clings to You" on his sublandlord, a baffling fire broke out in the basement three seconds later.
The original owner was a simp. Would Li Jiu keep simping?
Not a chance.
The original owner's green tea girlfriend was in for a world of trouble!
Women born at yin hours were disappearing one after another.
The Nine Nether Divine Cult used the blood of women with extremely yin destinies to water Xiangliu's remains, replicating its divine powers.
The original owner's girlfriend also had an extremely yin destiny.
As the blood moon rose, the shadow of a nine-headed serpent grew from a phantom into reality.
Li Jiu sprinted against the fleeing crowd. The black mists of misfortune transformed into a long blade that he swung at the nine-headed serpent. "I'm the God of Poverty's emissary! I'm the executioner who slays gods!"
The final battle was inevitable.
The final battle would be a battle to slay a god.
The stakes were all of humankind.
There were no rules.
