[Women are superior to men and men are inferior + quick wear + boys + evil girls + heartthrobs + intrigues + pretending to be pigs and eating tigers + slaps in the face]
When I traveled to the dynasty of female lords and became an empress, I thought I would be able to live a life with three thousand beauties, but I didn't expect that I would get a full meal of nourishing soup.
You get stuck before you even enjoy it, what should you do? It's okay to take Qingxin Pills. Okay, I'll bear with it!
Damn it, a bunch of coquettish bitches are seducing this Emperor Ji every day, I really can't stand it anymore!
Steal my male favorite and I will fuck you to death!
Take away my power and trample you under my feet!
Just accept the fresh meat delivered to your door!
My mother, the queen, and my father felt they owed me a lot, so they gave me a bunch of gifts. Of course I accepted them all!
Love the country but also love beautiful men, love power but also enjoy leisure.
A casual and mindless piece of writing, accidentally entered by the Shuangjie Party.