Reincarnated as a Goblin, I Got Black Stockings Thrown at Me from the Start!

[Try Not to Laugh Challenge] + [If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me] + [Off-the-Wall Imagination] + [All-New Setting] + [Unstoppable Thrills]

My name is Gu Lang.

I transmigrated into the game Domain and became the only boss in the starter village: the Gloomy Goblin.

I didn’t want to die, so I started figuring out how to strike back at the starter village and get the jump on everyone.

Then the System appeared.

The System said that as long as I refused, I would grow stronger and receive rewards.

I laughed. Who would ever try to win over a goblin?

And yet someone really did throw a pair of black stockings at me…

It was right after I turned down a player’s advances for the 101st time.

Achievements like [In the Name of the Father], [Peaches and Plums Fill the World], and [I Have a Dream] appeared before my eyes.

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My name is Liu Suqing.

In my previous life, I didn’t learn the truth about the game Domain until I had climbed to the very top.

Reborn into a new life, I swore I would defy fate and make the most of every opportunity.

So I trained like mad, determined to become the first person to kill a boss in Domain.

But on this creature named [Gloomy Goblin], I saw the note [Has a Thing for Black Stockings]…

Before I could figure out what was going on,

my little sister had already taken off the black stockings she was wearing…

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Player A: Seriously, who put this goblin in the game?

Player B: The starter village next door already has a level 20 powerhouse, and we’re still hacking away at level 1 slimes?

Player C: Why is the info above this goblin’s head getting more and more absurd?

Player D: What the heck does “a complicated mix” mean? What’s “white stockings plus critical hit” supposed to be?

Player E: Don’t panic. We can keep respawning anyway… Wait, you actually took off your white stockings?