After Wu Qian's girlfriend passed her graduate school entrance exams, the first thing she did was dump him. Then she brought her rich second-generation boyfriend along to humiliate him. Wu Qian fought back with all the backbone he could muster, but the rich kid beat him up. Then Wu Qian got a money tree and became the God of Wealth.
"I've got a money tree. Give it a shake and I'll get rich, make ten million..."
"Ten million has been deposited into your bank account..."
The Ten Kings of Hell: "God of Wealth, could you lend us some money? I'll even give you my position as King of Hell..."
Sun the Great Sage: "God of Wealth, how about I pawn my Golden Cudgel? Could you lend me three billion heavenly coins?"
Nezha: "God of Wealth, I stole my dad's Exquisite Pagoda. How much do you think it's worth?"
Erlang Shen: "God of Wealth, how about I let you have my Celestial Hound to guard your home? If that's no good, I can call myself Erlang Dog instead..."
The Heavenly Emperor: "Um... God of Wealth, I'm developing the Heavenly Court, and I'm short on funds..."
The Buddha: "Amitabha. The God of Wealth is clearly one of our Buddhist faithful..."
Taishang Laojun: "How much is this Nine-Revolution Golden Elixir worth? What? Only three hundred billion heavenly coins? Fine, I'll sell it cheap..."
With Wu Qian's emergence as the God of Wealth, all sorts of bigwigs came to borrow money. Even the Heavenly Emperor had to bow his head.
Of course, the God of Wealth also had a mortal enemy: the Heavenly Court Bank.
Heavenly Court Bank: "The God of Wealth again? Take that bastard out! The economy of the Three Realms must be controlled by the Heavenly Bank..."
Wu Qian: "Sun Wukong, Nezha, Erlang Shen, Buddha, Taishang Laojun, how much will it cost to take down the Heavenly Bank?"
Heavenly Bank: ...
