Drunkard? No, I'm a cheat.
My name is Chen Moci, and I'm an utterly ordinary body cultivator.
I have two great loves in life: meddling in other people's business and drinking, the kind of drinking that could kill you.
Nobody knows that every time I sling my wine gourd over my shoulder and "stick my nose where it doesn't belong," a little "ding" goes off in my head.
Then those so-called geniuses, demon kings, and even indescribable ancient gods start looking at me differently. Their eyes go from "This drunkard's asking for death" to "This cheat's ready to start a feast."
I always say I'm no genius.
What I don't mention is that the geniuses I've beaten could line up from the imperial capital to the northern frontier, and their bodies laid end to end could circle the continent three times.
I chased the demon lord of the northern frontier for nine days and nights. As he lay dying, he howled in despair: "Why?! Just because I trashed that shabby little tavern you always go to?!"
I shook my completely empty gourd and let out a long belch.
"What else? You gonna pay me back?"
I thought I'd spend this life tasting every fine wine under heaven and beating every fool who crossed me, living carefree until old age.
Until the day an ancient forbidden land split open, the mastermind smiled and revealed everything, and the world's strongest warriors fell into despair.
As the whole continent watched in terror, I slowly pulled out the last jug of wine I'd kept warm against my chest, drained it, and grinned at the shadow covering the world.
"The wine's gone, and I've meddled in enough business for one lifetime."
"Now..."
"It's time to get down to business."
[Before you read]
1. The protagonist is a true body cultivator who beats people into the afterlife with his fists. Every punch lands, and he cheats occasionally.
2. It starts slow, but once the cheat kicks in, the pace goes into overdrive. Fasten your seat belt.
3. This isn't mindless wish fulfillment. There are schemes, passion, and brotherhood, and of course... wine.
The writing is very good, the writing style is relatively fresh and there is no cliche plot, and the story direction is also good. It is a first-class book, but it is a pity that there are only more than 100 pictures [take a closer look]. The author has worked hard! [You taste carefully]
There are so few people commenting, it's really nice.
It's beautiful, even though it's only chapter 58
Beautiful and artistic, this book is rare 👍👍👍👍👍
It should be encouraging to new authors. You can read it and let the readers taste it for themselves. I'll just run away 😂 I'm a bookworm of 20 years, and I can't read it very well.
It's very interesting, please give it a try, author.