[Introduction text]: Recycling at the beginning, the whole star is waiting to see my B-grade defective joke! Who would have thought that I, the salted fish C-07, would make tea, grow flowers and bake biscuits, become the mascot of the Marshal's Mansion, and was mistakenly kidnapped by pirates to become the "life assistant" of the stronghold! Bite! Your 'pacifism' aura has been activated, your life skills are charming, your marshal's favorability is +999, your pirate leader's favorability is +999, and the Imperial Crown Prince is paying continued attention! Should he continue to live his life as a salty fish, or should he be forced to open a business and become the heartthrob of the interstellar group, and help the marshal's sister find out the mastermind behind the scenes? The whole star is confused! How did the C-07, which was almost destroyed, become a rare and protected animal in the universe, with marshals, crown princes, and pirate leaders all vying for it? !