A Metaphysics Master Reborn as a Good-for-Nothing, Livestreaming Her Rise to Godhood

Face-slapping wish fulfillment + punishing scumbags + awakening of traditional Chinese arts + revival of Huaxia + positive energy + patriotism + no romance The Ming dynasty's greatest diviner transmigrates into a modern-day good-for-nothing? Fired from the start and penniless? Watch me defy fate and shock the whole internet! ✨ The White Snake's remnant soul awakens beneath Leifeng Pagoda, a tornado appears at an Olympic venue, and a Ming dynasty stone tablet is unearthed at Beiding Empress Temple: "Move it a hundred meters north, and blessings will last ten thousand years!" The trending topic explodes: #WhoWasTheFortuneTellerWhoPredicted9/11AndAvoidedThePlaneCrash ✨ Flames engulf a Las Vegas casino, and a mob boss kneels to offer up his property deeds! The president of the United States secretly messages me: "Master, can the White House feng shui be changed?" ✨ Xu Da's heroic spirit even transmigrates to teach me martial arts, while Chang Yuchun possesses me and beats the mobsters to a pulp! In this life, I'll use my compass to determine the nation's fate and make Huaxia's dragon veins resound across the globe!