[Reborn as a mad old lady who lies flat and makes a fortune + fiery, rough-around-the-edges husband chases his wife to the crematorium + the ingrate descendants get a tearful makeover + a feather duster restores family values]
Jun Xi worked herself to the bone for her husband, children, and grandchildren, only to end up with no one to care for her. She was so furious she died. Reborn in the 1980s, with a house full of children and grandchildren, she grabbed a feather duster and set about putting the family in order.
The dutiful son wailed, “Mom, I’m your only son! How can you be so cruel?”
Jun Xi sneered. “You good-for-nothing! You’ve lived off me year after year, and you’ve been married and divorced four times! You’ve drained my savings dry. Don’t expect to burden me for the rest of your life!”
Her precious grandson clutched his head and ran. “Grandma, I’m your darling! You can’t hit me!”
Jun Xi swapped the feather duster for a kitchen knife and chased him halfway down the street.
“I carried you in my arms when you were little, and now you’ve kicked me into a ditch in my old age. From now on, Grandma wants financial freedom and time to herself. I’m done dragging around a deadweight like you.”
Her granddaughter and little grandson knelt down to placate her. “Grandma, we’ll take care of you from now on.”
Jun Xi came back with the kitchen knife. “Go back to your own homes and find your own mothers! Grandma’s done looking after you!”
Reborn, she made lying flat and acting crazy her priorities. Then her pocket dimension activated, and gold came pouring in.
Jun Xi started farming and raising livestock, and her business flourished. But in private, she still wielded her feather duster to enforce family values, until her son, who had been living on corn buns, finally made some money and came home to support her.
Her grandson served her tea every day, massaged her shoulders and legs, and worked hard to improve himself.
Even the rough country man became a doting husband, coaxing her every day. But she put on sunglasses, flew off in a plane, and traveled the world.
Given a second life, all she wants is to live for herself.
The more I look, the more confused I become.