With Terrible Talent, I Can Only Lie Flat and Survive Until I Become a God

(Lighthearted and invincible + System + play the pig to eat the tiger + subverting the usual tropes + others wildly filling in the blanks. No cultivation, no rat race: even a lazy fish can become an immortal!)

Chen Mo transmigrates into the cultivation world with good-for-nothing talent, but luckily binds himself to the [God-Tier Slacker System].

As long as he lies flat like a lazy fish, the rewards keep coming!

Sect mission: Find treasure in a secret realm where death is almost certain?

Chen Mo: Too much trouble. I refuse!

System: Ding! Refusing a near-certain-death mission grants [Ancient Divine Beast Egg] (already hatched, automatically recognizes its master)!

Peerless cultivation technique: This is our sect's secret, the “Heaven-Burning Art.” You must cultivate day and night to master it!

Chen Mo: Too much trouble. I'm not learning it!

System: Ding! Refusing to cultivate the “Heaven-Burning Art” grants [Resonance with the Great Dao] (master all techniques intuitively, see through everything at a glance)!

Heaven's favored daughter: Junior Brother Chen, come on an adventure with me and explore the path to immortality?

Chen Mo: Senior Sister, I want to sleep.

System: Ding! Refusing the invitation to team up with Heaven's favored daughter grants [Maxed-Out Looks and Charisma]. The holy maiden and demon sovereign will chase after you!

Demon path overlord: Boy, submit to me and I'll grant you supreme demonic arts!

Chen Mo: All this fighting is no good. I'll just lie flat right here.

System: Ding! Refusing to become a demon grants [Maxed-Out Righteous Aura Protection]. Turn around and suppress the demonic overlords of the ten directions!