Lin Lan transmigrates to a vast world of immortal cultivation and gets bound to a System! From the start, the System gives him a deadly mission: flirt with the Empress.
Mission requirements:
Jiang Xian's emotional fluctuation value must exceed 20!
And she cultivates the merciless sword path!
Good grief! The System is forcing him to get himself killed!
But the System is outrageous, and the scheming Lin Lan is no pushover either!
His way of completing the mission is so absurd that even the System is stunned:
“Host! You’re shameless! You’re born with the Sacred Body of Absurdity!”
Critical-hit reward talent traits: [Honeyed Words, Hidden Blade], [Might That Can Move Mountains], [Invincible Punching Bag]…
Lin Lan: “System, are you running a scam?”
With the innate ability Heavenly Allure activated by his traits, Lin Lan soon becomes the Empress’s most favored Lan’er. In truth, he’s a punching bag for her innate Geng Metal constitution, as well as her designated stress reliever!
What? Senior Sister says the Great Luo Heavenly Divine Emperor Jiang Baxian is out to get me?
He’s my master’s father?
Lin Lan: “Old man, don’t hit me! No, wait… please hear me out, father-in-law! I’m really not a pretty boy! At least, not yet!”
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The increasingly deranged System urges Lin Lan to get himself killed every day!
Daily missions:
✓ Spy on the Empress while she slacks off!
✓ Dig up a thousand-year-old bridal dowry in the Empress’s bedchamber!
✓ Use sweet talk to break her merciless sword path!
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When the missions progress to the fragrance-sniffing stage,
the name of Lihen Heaven has quietly become Lin… and he has set his sights on his father-in-law’s Great Luo Heaven!
This book is also known as The Hilarious Road to Immortality: The Craziest System and the Most Cowardly Host
and The Host Endures Three Years of Pain and Embarks on the Path to Invincibility Across the Heavens!
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