Poor Thing, Your "Have You Been Fanned?" System Is Online!

[Two male leads + Healing, sweet fluff + Face-slapping + System + No-brainer fun + Includes fake and real young masters, over-the-top melodrama, marriage before love...]

Melancholy, delicate sweetheart bottom Wen Mian x Cool, arrogant, catlike top Xiang Han

and the absolutely, ridiculously adorable Little Eight!

A story about healing and a new beginning, about someone who has lost their zest for life because of old wounds, and the gradual journey of finding hope again.

System: Host, don't worry, don't be afraid, because your god is here!

Our motto is: Slap, slap, slap, send those fish... no, that's not it... Our motto is: If you're going to hit someone, hit them in the face. Scum get slapped!

Wen Mian has been abandoned by life. Just as he's about to take his own life, a System suddenly appears and asks him to use the knife he prepared to end it all to peel an apple for it...?

The System's arrival turns Wen Mian's lifeless existence upside down.

[Can't bring yourself to do it? I'll help you, Host. My daughter-in-law slaps my son all the time, so I'm an expert! I know how to solve this one!]

Wen Mian: "...Wouldn't that... wouldn't that be... wrong...?"

[What's wrong with it? Isn't he a scumbag?]

"Could... we get a divorce?"

He suddenly turned around and met Wen Mian's serious gaze. Xiang Han felt his breath catch in his throat.

They weren't even married yet, and he was already thinking about divorce?!

After a long pause, the young master forced out one word: "...Yes."

"That's good."

"..."

Good?

What was good about it?

Was marriage a joke?

Get married and then just ask for a divorce?

What was this? Scumbag behavior? Irresponsibility?

The pace is a little slow at the beginning. Please give Xiao Mian a little time to heal.

And please, everyone, believe that hope always exists in life.

You must love yourself. (′▽`ʃ♡ƪ)