[A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality] [Decisive and ruthless] [Farming] [Laid-back] [No female lead]
I’ve read: The Invincible Sword Domain, One Sword to Immortality, Mortal Ascends to Immortality, Mortal Bones, Mortal’s Immortal Gourd, and more.
What the hell am I even writing? Another flop, another and another. I’m going crazy. You guys read trash, so read this trash. Kill, kill, kill.
Chen Ergou is an honest farm boy. Before his parents died, he received an heirloom: a green-skinned gourd. He joins the Qingxia Sect and embarks on the path to immortality.
[Born as a Calamity Demon. Devour demons, devour all living things, devour worlds, devour three thousand gods and demons, the Myriad Worlds, dimensions, and planes. The enemy of all existence.]
[World tiers: Mortal Realm, Immortal Realm, Minor Worlds, Great Thousand Worlds, Sea of Realms, Chaos, Hongmeng, Return to Truth, Transcendence through Sacrifice]
“You little brat, did you go poking around those stone caves in the mountains again today? Look how filthy you are!”
“Oh, no! This child is impossible! You’re going to be the death of me. I’ll beat your bottom black and blue today!”
“N-no, Mom... Don’t come any closer!”
Smack! Smack! Smack!
“Ow, ow! Mom, take it easy! My bottom hurts!”
“Waaah, Mom, I know I was wrong! I really do!”
“Hmph! You don’t know you were wrong. You just know you got beaten!”
