[A gorgeous but utterly deranged bottom x a love-struck, doting, oblivious general top] [Male-male romance + sweet pampering + married first, fall in love later + absurd comedy]
Shen Changbai had two great ambitions in life: to be rich and to be straight.
A disaster from the start. What kind of decent person transmigrates and immediately becomes someone else's wife?
Xie Lan gently took his hand and asked warmly, "Are the dumplings cooked?"
Shen Changbai glanced at the raw dumplings on the table, the corner of his mouth twitching. "They're cooked."
Xie Lan's eyes curved slightly. "How do you know if they're cooked when you haven't tried them?"
Shen Changbai grabbed a dumpling and shoved it into his mouth. "They're cooked."
"..."
The general's wife tore off another piece of dough and chewed it as he spoke. "They're cooked. Don't argue."
Xie Lan held his flour-covered wrist and coaxed him softly, "Stop eating. I won't ask again."
Shen Changbai didn't let him get away with it. He flung flour right in his face. "I'm crazy. Don't mess with me!"
